At long last, it is time to tell you about a top secret project we’ve been working on. It’s a machine, about the width of a double garage and the height of a two story building.
The primary purpose of this device is to transport truck camper rigs and their occupants to anywhere in the world. It also happens to make a dynamite cappuccino, but that’s another story.
Now that we’re ready to announce the METCAT (Matter to Energy Truck CAmper Transporter), we looking for a few brave volunteers to actually try it out.
Your safety is not exactly guaranteed, but we promise to cross our fingers and paws and think positive vibes when Harley, our cat and Chief Technician, throws the big switch. With sixty-eight nitrous-fueled Honda EU2000i generators supplying power, what could possibly go wrong?
This week’s Question of the Week is, “If you could transport yourself and truck camper rig anywhere in the world, where would you go?”
We should probably also mention that the METCAT can put you anywhere in time you would like to be, as long as it’s in the future. Your answer should include where you would like to go, and when you would like to go there.
Maybe you would go to the Mid-Atlantic Truck Camper Rally in May. Perhaps you would go to Key West in February. More adventurous souls may attempt the Galapagos Islands in Spring or the Atlantic Ocean Road in Norway in Summer. METCAT doesn’t care where you go, it just – in theory – sends you there.
Oh, you’re probably going to be naked when you arrive, so bring clothing. You may also have a strong desire to eat Twizzlers as I dropped one in the machine somewhere and can’t find it. Not sure how that’s going to work out.
Anyway, the person with the best answer gets to go first. What an exciting opportunity!