Your East-West spouse sleep maintaining maneuvers are about to become obsolete. That’s right cabover crawlers, Hallmark has announced an all new North-South cabover option. Time to go, right now!
It’s 2:36am and you suddenly wake up with that gotta-go RIGHT NOW feeling. The only problem is you’re all the way forward in an East-West cabover and sleeping beauty, aka your spouse, does not like to be disturbed. After one such experience, she woke up in a wild panic and called you a, “Lousy Eskimo Pie” and went back to sleep. Naturally she doesn’t remember any of that, but it still has you wondering.
Getting back to the situation at hand, she’s managed to scoot her feet down to the end of the bed with her arms reaching above her head until her fingers just touch the other side. You’re trapped, but you need to get out soon or there will be a water bed in your camper. That won’t be good for center of gravity, or your marriage.
The delicate and sometimes embarrassing contortions one has to perform in order to avoid waking up their significant other in an East-West cabover bed are simple, but not easy. It usually starts with one leg extended up and over the sleeper creating a toes-down pivot point for the lower body. Once that’s established, an arm goes over and creates a second contact point on the far side of the spouse. Now you’ve committed and must act quickly. If she wakes up at this juncture, you’ll be in the dog igloo for sure, with lots of explaining to do.
Above: As you can see in this mid-action photo, all of this happens in total darkness
Cue the Mission Impossible music. With one fell swoop, you must push with your other arm, arc over the honey in hibernation, and make your triumphant escape. You can’t sneeze, cough, or even laugh if she burps in her sleep. All bedding must stay in place or the jig is up. For a moment, you consider scrapping the exercise, but now you’ve really, really gotta-go. Don’t think about water, don’t think about water, don’t think about water.
Then thoughts of how you ended up in this position in life flash before you. Maybe you should have gone away to college. Perhaps that fifth margarita wasn’t a good idea. And what if you had won that gold fish at the third grade school fair? Yeah, life might be different. You could have been an architect, or a fire fighter. A real contender.
Then you come to, and realize it’s now or never. Time to make your move, sport. What’s it going to be? Ready or not, it’s time to go.
Hallmark Announces North-South Cabover Option
Above: Here you can see the difference in length of the new North-South side wall versus the East-West configuration
For decades, Hallmark has only offered East-West cabovers in their pop-up truck campers. This is certainly understandable as there are many important advantages to East-West cabovers in pop-up truck campers including lower weight, lower cost, and reduced structural stress. Put another way, building a pop-up truck camper with an extended North-South cabover requires more material and a stronger structure resulting in more cost and more weight. For these reasons, Hallmark stayed East-West cabover purists.
No matter how much you begged, pleaded, and cried, one option you could not get on a Hallmark pop-up truck camper was a North-South cabover. Not going to do it.
Above: Side-by-side an East-West cabover Hallmark next to a North-South cabover Hallmark
Now that too has changed. With growing demand for North-South cabovers, Hallmark has made the official decision to offer North-South cabovers as an option for all but one of their pop-up truck camper models. Consider this the next evolution for Hallmark as they remake their truck campers, one facet at a time.
To get the inside take on why Hallmark is now offering North-South cabovers, we talked to Matt Ward at Hallmark RV.